Let’s talk of Catherine the Great
Let’s talk of love and the power of the state
She was a crazy spontaneous girl
Everyone paid homage to her
Catherine the Great
There were few brainier
Just ask the King of Lithuania
She could dictate what went on anywhere
She had great hair, and a powerful gait
Catherine the Great

She could converse with the best
She knew Voltaire, Diderot and the rest
She might have conquered a third of the world
But inside she was a sensitive girl
Catherine the Great
With her military might
She could defeat anyone that she liked
And she looked so bloody good on a horse
That they couldn’t wait for her to invade
Catherine the Great

Yekaterina Alexeyevna

Let’s talk of Catherine the Great
Let’s talk of love and the power of the state
If I could touch but the hem of her dress
Tell her a joke, bake her a cake
Catherine the Great